When evil brunette Rachel R (Caitlin Carver) discovers she can’t keep up - both on and off the track - with her protégé saintly blonde Rachel N (Madison Iseman), Rachel R offs the competition. But wait, Rachel R isn’t the last Rachel left standing . . .

Lord of the Flies! Local news anchors! Schitt’s Creek! Southern Charm! Singlets! Ichabod Crane! Crafting! The Feminism Club! Running!

Elizabeth speculates a lot about youths!

Matt has thoughts about costuming like some sort of Freaky Friday!