When a dog owner (who lives in a very white neighbourhood) tells freestyle rapper Chris Turner the truth behind her dog's name, he combines it with suggestions of a depressed Nintendo fan's tattoo, low-quality tea leaves, repressed memories, and an obscure Shakespeare play to produce a hilarious (and inappropriate) freestyle rap...

🔥 EARL GREY TEA 🔥

🔥 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA 🔥

🔥 SNICKERS THE CAVACHON 🔥

🔥 JUST BE HAPPY MARIO TATTOO 🔥

🔥 WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S TWELFTH NIGHT 🔥

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Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for Epic Rap Battles of History, had a Las Vegas residency with Cirque Du Soleil and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York.