In this episode of The Rambling Auditorium, we talk about love languages, random podcast name ideas, and whether people’s names can actually be copyrighted. We also get into old shows like Full House, Family Matters, and Saved by the Bell, plus how we spent our money at Aquatica.

Things get even more random when we bring up getting caught eating pizza with a fork, licking frosting off a cookie, dipping cookies in milk, and why everyone thought it was disgusting that I put crumbled graham crackers in my bottle of milk — even though I thought it was delicious. Molly also admits that might be weirder than her eating pizza with milk.

We also talk about the fork incident, where I thought I dropped my fork and went to get a new one, only for Molly to admit while I was gone that she was actually the one who dropped it — and Vaughn saw the whole thing but said nothing.

From cat brawls near Molly’s vehicle to my hair looking like “little snakes,” Vaughn confusing Cleopatra with Medusa, ashy knuckles, Starbucks drinks, cursing around in-laws, and jokes that probably should’ve stayed in the group chat, this episode is chaotic, funny, and exactly what The Rambling Auditorium is all about.