The boys discuss a new Ashton Kutcher/Netflix Joint - The Ranch. They wonder if Cedric the Entertainer is an aristocratic title that will be passed down when he dies and if the River Styx will start employing electronic tolling soon. They talk about Drake texting young women and brainstorm pop stars that could have a Reba-style sitcom. Jack reunites with some of his TERF friends to win back and old lover and claims that Irish women are never sexualized. John Paul showcases his knowledge of prank shows and Zach grills him on the difference between being "cancelled" and "cancelled as hell" like Orson Scott Card. They also propose that Butterbean compete as a woman at the next Olympics due to his high estrogen levels.