How many Mark Hammills can YOU eat?!

RETURN OF THE JEDI's voluminous pit nightmare is perhaps the ultimate in STAR WARS monstrosities, as well as one of its most enduring toys. 

But is it bitchin' van art? 

We also crack the nut on what all the STAR WARS media is secretly about...and hint...knobs are involved. 

+++PS FANS: sorry about my mouse noise on this one, I'm gonna have that fixed by next episode+++