In this episode, Cupid is in the crosshairs as we dismantle the obligation of Valentine's Day and the extortionate cost of birthday flowers. We debate the fine art of hijacking a dinner bill to assert dominance and whether it’s rude to order the most expensive steak when you aren't paying. Things take a sharp turn into a house of horrors as we confess our irrational fears, involving everything from parking lot pincers to toilet rats and the existential dread of unsupervised children.

# Topics Discussed:

* The power move of secretly paying your brother’s dinner bill

* The ethics of ordering the most expensive item on the menu

* Why unsupervised children are a liability waiting to happen

* Creating an alibi in case your spouse goes missing

* The scam of cryogenics and head freezing

* Pragasen’s absolute, paralyzing terror of cats

# Orlando Spots Mentioned

* Cora – Restaurant booked for the controversial dinner

* Dr. Phillips Center – Ballet tickets for Valentine's

* Sushi Saint – New sushi spot with a great lunch deal

* Joe & The Juice – Home of the $20 tuna sandwich

# Golden Nuggets

* Gifts should be small and disposable to avoid burdening the receiver

* Never compromise your order just because someone else is picking up the tab

* Always be visible on a doorbell camera to establish a solid alibi

# Timestamps

00:00 Intro & hating Valentine's Day

02:40 Amateur hour on holidays

04:57 The inflation of birthday flowers

08:25 Hijacking the family dinner bill

17:50 Establishing an alibi

19:00 The fear of waking up alone

22:20 The mixed-up ashes lawsuit

25:00 Freezing your head is a scam

27:35 Pragasen’s terror of cats

34:20 The toilet rat execution

41:00 Testing THC drinks

44:00 The 4000 calorie struggle

45:45 Sushi Saint lunch deals

46:45 The $20 tuna sandwich debate

# Where to Find Us Funklers?

Trevor — https://www.instagram.com/atomicchilisauce

Nick — https://www.instagram.com/orlandotrivia

Pragasen — https://www.instagram.com/talktopr

Amanda - https://www.instagram.com/intuitivemuse

Edd — https://www.instagram.com/eddsiu