Welcome to the fourth episode of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE season four - just in time for us to get on down the farm and/or fall over as we get out of the helicopter.

Because why not?

Sally steps up and casts the proverbial cat amongst the pigeons of the dark side at their luncheon amidst the truffles, while Jackie, Gamble & Janet go down their vineyard for some drinks and gossip and more drinks. From secret revelations that #photogate is a thing(!) to Gamble all out declaring war on Vanessa it's like Real Housewives Santa popped down all our chimneys at once!

What a jam-packed episode. So much went on that our heads are still spinning!

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