HOLA! WE'RE IN MEXICO, BABY. What a way to land us in episode seven of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE!

Just when you thought it was safe to go to "South America" tequila proves to be problematic for pretty much everyone (except Gina - though that trash lady has her own problems), especially Janet who can't remember anything about anything. Mucho parties, mucho fun times, mucho bitching.

The best part is... THERE'S MORE MEXICO NEXT WEEK!

Settle in, dear friends. What a blinder we are about to have.

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