We've officially hit the speed limit on episode numbers, and Episode 55 is rolling heavy. First up, we run through the athletes who made #55 famous—Mutombo's finger wag, Junior Seau's hits, and Tim Lincecum's hair all get their shine.

Then it's on to today's National Days (October 9th). Is it life-changing? Maybe not. Will we celebrate anyway? Absolutely.

The sports buffet is stacked this week:

The NHL season drops the puck, and the Blues open their year tonight.

Mizzou football stares down Alabama in what feels like a boss fight.

And in the “wait, WHAT?” department: former NFL QB Mark Sanchez got into it with a truck driver and ended up stabbed. Forget the Butt Fumble—this is the Truck Tumble.

From there we switch gears to music: Rush is back on tour next summer. The boys break down the setlists, the air drumming, and whether your uncle has already bought tickets.

Our Mount Rushmore segment gets personal as we crown the top activities of your college years. Hint: it's a healthy mix of bad decisions, cheap food, and things you'll pretend you “totally planned” later in life.

Finally, we wrap with a Reddit story that had us asking: was this an underreaction…or the underreaction GOAT?

Episode 55 has it all—sports, chaos, rock tours, and questionable life advice. Buckle up.