Reader's on his own again today, and he's excited about the NHL season hitting the ice, along with the announcement that Geddy and Alex have announced that Rush is touring to mark 50 years! As well, Lionel Richie dishes a little (smelly) dirt about Michael Jackson, Martin Scorsese almost became a priest, and Nintendo is mad at AI creators. And Reader still dislikes pineapple on pizza - so don't bother with figs, either!