It's our spoilerific review of Terminator: Dark Fate, complete with Sarah Conner, the Rev-9, and a Terminator T-800 named Carl. Plus Loaded Questions: The Terminator Edition and a whole lot more.

Includes SPOILERS, SPOILERS, and more SPOILERS.

🤖 The latest Terminator: Dead on arrival? Or underrated awesomeness? (at 1 min, 15-seconds)

🎬 The plot quickens: Sixth in the series? Or third? (at 3:12)

✏ Erasure: The John Conner Controversy (at 5:04)

😎 I'll be (call)back (at 5:54)

⁉️ No, seriously: How did Sarah know to save Dani and Grace on the bridge? (6:35)

💉 Sarah and her sodium something-something (at 8:17)

😭 Carl's conscientiousness and bad SFX (at 9:34)

✈️ The mystery military man and his EMPs (at 10:34)

🇲🇽 The politics of Dani (at 11:28)

📖 Let's get Biblical: Rev(elations) 9 and beyond (at 11:50)

🤙🏼 Call me maybe: 1-888-WTF (at 12:49)

✅ Final grades (13:29)

👽 James Cameron plays musical chairs (at 14:56)

🥤 "Too nice": You won't believe who almost got Arnold's role (at 16:06)

🤘🏻 "Shock to the System": You won't believe who almost played the T-1000 (at 16:38)

Approx. 17 min, 47 sec. For US audiences. Review cookie and privacy policies for iTunes, Spotify, Soundcloud, and all other streaming services.