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The Righteous Gemstones (S3E1-3)

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This is hands down one of my favorites shows of all time, if you have watched it, then you know why. If you haven't watched the show, I would encourage you to do so, but remember that this is a satire on mega churches, key word being satire. Season three takes place after Eli's semi-retirement and Jesse, Judy, and Kelvin have taken over the church. I've been a fan since it started in 2019, last year I was in a zoom call with Tim Baltz as part of the ATX TV Membership, and this year the ATX TV Festival premiered season 3 at the festival. Sadly I didn't get to take any pictures of the panelists (they had signs telling us not to or we'd be kicked out, but me being on the front row, I didn't see that everyone else ignored and took pics) and I wasn't able to get any interviews, but hopefully one day I will get to interview some of the cast.

If anyone from the show happens to see this, I have an amazing idea for a spin-off. This isn't just any spin-off and I wouldn't pitch the idea to you guys if I didn't actually think it was good. Putting it out into the world that someone from the show will see this and reach out.


Bramble (luxexpose.com):

Ingredients

  • 1.5 oz Mulholland Gin
  • 1 oz lemon juice
  • 2 teaspoons simple syrup
  • 50 oz creme de mure (blackberry liqueur)

    • Directions

    1. Shake chilled & fine strain into an old-fashioned glass over crushed ice.
    2. Slowly pour creme de mure over the top of the drink.
    3. Garnish with a lemon half-wheel and blackberry or raspberry speared together with a garnish pick.


      4. Drinking Game (reddit and some of my own):

      Drink when...

      • Any variation of Uncle Baby Billy is said
      • Billy talks about money
      • Aimee-Leigh statue shown
      • Keefe shown lost in thought
      • Keefe compliments Kelvin
      • Kelvin mentions his diet
      • Kelvin helps to make someone look shitty at post church buffet
      • Judy says something horny
      • Judy references her own talent
      • BJ clearly attempts to assimilate
      • Jesse lies
      • Jesse gives bad advice to his kids
      • Gideon clearly shown feeling shame/remorse
      • Jesse, Judy or Kelvin confront or call out Eli
      • Eli scolds Jesse, Judy or Kelvin
      • Gemstone gate shown
      • Private jet shown
      • Beginning of any sanctuary scene
      • Someone says "Brother Pastor" or "Sister Pastor"
      • Anyone says something and end it with amen, something that's not for prayer
      • You feel bad for BJ
      • It takes you a minute to recognize a guest star
      • You recognize a guest star.
      • You realize something from the show was based off of a real thing


        • As always, drink responsibly and with others. Follow or subscribe wherever you listen to the podcast. Follow me on Instagram and Twitter at @Line_Drunk. Join the Patreon at patreon.com/linedrunk for bonus content.

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