We kick the show off with a much-needed Brandon Aiyuk update (01:55), a tribute to Russell Wilson’s retirement, and details on new contracts for Patrick Mahomes and Christian Watson. Heifetz also had to bring up the Odell Beckham Jr. redemption tour with the Giants. (Spoiler: He’s terrified.) The lads also check in on a bunch of other stuff like pirates (01:05:48) and Jameson Williams’s new home (43:32) before hitting some emails (01:09:26).

Reminders: We’re sending a request up to The Seven for their lists for The Hottest NFL QB Rankings. Please email us your lists at [email protected]. We send our blessings. We’re also looking for anything on pirates and new dad advice. Ghosts, chodes, all welcome.

(00:00) Intro

(01:57) Brandon Aiyuk

(13:27) Russell Wilson retires

(27:14) Patrick Mahomes signs $500 million contract

(43:32) Jameson Williams bought a house

(01:05:48) Emails

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Producers: Austin Gayle, Abou Kamara, Carlos Chiriboga, Cameron Dinwiddie, and Nikhil Behal

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The guys are back from a three-week hiatus to catch up on the biggest NFL news, starting with the Rams’ blockbuster trade for Myles Garrett. They break down what it means for the NFC, debate the Rams’ aggressive team-building philosophy, and react to a whirlwind month of offseason chaos.

(00:00) Intro

(02:05) Myles Garrett to Rams

(40:35) Brendan Sorsby Saga

(01:00:03) Emails

(01:23:42) Knicks are NBA Champions

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The guys return for Part 2 of their Top 26 Players Under 26 rankings, counting down the top 13 young stars in the NFL. They debate Malik Nabers’s outlook, rank the next wave of fantasy cornerstones, and present a special request to The Seven.

(00:00) Intro

(00:56) PSA for The Seven

(05:28) Nos. 13-7 for the Top 26 Under 26

(32:33) Nos. 6-1

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The guys kick off Part 1 of their countdown of the top 26 NFL skill players under 26, debating dynasty value, young stars, and future franchise cornerstones. Plus, an all-time J.J. McCarthy quote sends the conversation completely off the rails.
(00:00) Intro
(02:24) J.J. McCarthy is off to a weird start
(09:31) Honorable mentions for the top 26 under 26
(15:54) Nos. 26-20
(35:33) Nos. 19-14
(56:18) Emails
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AJ Brown has FINALLY been traded to the New England Patriots. The guys recorded an emergency reaction before the news even dropped to get all of their takes on how this affects the Mike Vrabel, Drake Maye, Jalen Hurts, the new-look Eagles offense and more.
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It’s safe to say Heifetz’s Giants had a bad week. Jaxson Dart (AKA J6) is hanging out with Donald Trump, Joe Schoen’s cuck chair isn’t going anywhere, and there’s no good injury news for Malik Nabers. But the guys couldn’t spend the entire show laughing at the Giants. They also go over the most breakable NFL records and some listener emails on YouTube voice, more nut kicks, Charley Pride, and the 1897 Cleveland Spiders.

(00:00) Intro

(01:40) NYG Implosion

(17:56) Record Breakers

(01:04:54) Emails

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(00:00) Intro

(02:26) Steelers Sign Aaron Rodgers

(12:11) NFL Schedule Draft

(54:54) Bryan Johnson

(01:01:31) Heifetz's Wedding Recap

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The guys spiral through “cognitive push-ups,” James Bond trivia, Tony Soprano recall battles, and the greatest hockey player names of all time—including the legendary Jimbob Ghostkeeper. Plus: lavender vanilla matcha allegations.

(00:00) Intro

(01:04) Mailbag

(31:36) Bud Grant

(51:47) Wife advice

(01:10:43) Lifetime supplies

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The guys open up the annual Listener Take Purge and spiral through Patrick Mahomes ACL panic, Jayden Daniels regression fears, whether running backs deserve more money, and the terrifying possibility that Aaron Rodgers’ mysterious wife might not even be real. Plus: Jaxson Dart concern levels, Malik Nabers doomcasting, anti–tush push propaganda, and the most unhinged fantasy football confessions the Discord could produce.

(00:00) Intro

(03:29) Listener Take Purge: Football

(35:57) Sidequest: Baseball, Tennis, and Golf

(57:17) Listener Take Purge: Non-Football

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The guys unveil their way-too-early 2026 fantasy rankings, debating Bijan vs. Gibbs at no. 1, whether Christian McCaffrey is fantasy football Russian roulette, and whether Seahawks superstar JSN is already the WR2 overall. Plus: Puka Nacua chaos, Jonathan Taylor truthers, fantasy draft brain in May, and a special segment with Jordan Ritter Conn at the end.

(00:00) Intro

(02:17) Fantasy rankings: Tier 1

(08:38) Tier 2

(33:00) Tier 3

(01:00:06) Emails: Chode v. Taint I

(01:12:07) Jordan Ritter Conn interview

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Hosts: Danny Heifetz, Danny Kelly, and Craig Horlbeck

Guest: Jordan Ritter Conn

Producers: Austin Gayle, Abou Kamara, Carlos Chiriboga, and Cameron Dinwiddie

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