In this episode:

– Trump is OK with illegal aliens, as long as they are hot dykes from Europe;

– Obama sets the official price of American hostages at $400 million;

– The second CNN Libertarian Town Hall drew 1.6 million viewers;

– The data is too overwhelming for Big Fat John: weed should be legalized nationwide;

– Drumpf is making life tough for down-ticket GOPers;

– Take away his overt racism, and Drumpf looks a lot like a liberal Democrat;

… and more!

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