In this episode:

– The conspiracy rubes may have finally gotten something right;

– The bad thing about Clinton isn’t that she merely lies; it’s that she lies when she doesn’t have to;

– Drumpf plays media again, releases “medical records” on rigged TV show;

– Suspension of logic in order to defend your candidate infuriates Big Fat John;

– TeamGov is now officially on all 50 state ballots, but can’t get into first debates;

– Why isn’t Drumpf’s lack of ANY elected office experience a “disqualifier” for POTUS?

– Drumpf finally admits Obama was born in U.S., blames Clinton for starting rumor;

– Drumpf still refuses to denounce David Duke;

– Is it possible that Drumpf has the hots for Ivanka?

– Woman hands out her sex tape, the kills herself when it goes viral;

… and more!

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