In this episode:

– Pouring over the election results;

– Split emotions leave Big John in a special kind of purgatory;

– Clinton distraught, perhaps contemplating suicide;

– Liberals stunned, decide to blame Gary Johnson instead their oen shitty candidate;

– Fragile millennial pussies melt down, seek safe spaces from reality;

– Trump wins, immediately doubles down on his statist rhetoric;

– After losing, Democrats decide the correct move is to go even *more* to the Left;

– Substitute producer Mo is in for Phil this week;

… and more!

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