In this episode:

– Reality bends to partisanship during the Comey hearings;

– Putin doesn’t give a shit about American feelings;

– Putin may be a fascist despot, but he’s all man, Megyn Kelly;

– Trump’s kids take after their old man, tweet incriminating shit on Twitter;

– Judo Larry is a dry-mouthed bitch;

– Bernie Sanders is a Jesus-hating socialist… but at least he loves big government;

– Does Bernie Sanders jizz pixie dust?

… and more!

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