The kobolds need someone to blame for stealing the gods. This episode is not explicit. Written and performed by Pete Barry of Mission: Rejected Pete Barry is a co-creator of the audio comedy Mission: Rejected. He is an award-winning screenwriter, playwright, actor, director and musician. He was named a 2013 Young and Hungry List writer, and Sony Pictures is currently developing his screenplay Marian. missionrejected.simplecast.com/ TRANSCRIPT The Sage: Kobold theatre presents...The river stole the gods. Kobold Acolyte: We in big trouble. Kobold Priest: Don't get crazy. Kobold Acolyte: You dropped the gods in the river! Kobold Priest: Look we will just say, the gods were stolen. Kobold Acolyte: By who? Kobold Priest: Ned! Kobold Acolyte: NED? Kobold Priest: Ned. Kobold Acolyte: What if Ned say he didn't do it. ... Kobold Priest: How bout pirates? Kobold Acolyte: Yeah! Pirates stole the gods! Kobold Priest: Pirates live in the water! Kobold Acolyte: It almost the truth.

River by: cagancelik