The kobolds need to get their story straight. This episode is not explicit. Written and Performed by Pete Barry Pete Barry is a co-creator of the audio comedy Mission: Rejected. He is an award-winning screenwriter, playwright, actor, director and musician. He was named a 2013 Young and Hungry List writer, and Sony Pictures is currently developing his screenplay Marian.

missionrejected.simplecast.com/ TRANSCRIPT The Sage: Kobold theatre presents...The river stole the gods. Kobold Acolyte: Pirates stole the gods! Kobold Priest: Pirates live in the water! Kobold Acolyte: It almost the truth. Kobold Priest: It IS the truth. Got it? Kobold Acolyte: Yeah I got it. Kobold Priest: What they look like? Kobold Acolyte: Pirates? I dunno I never saw a pirate. Kobold Priest: Yes you did! Kobold Acolyte: I did? Kobold Priest: When they stole the gods! Kobold Acolyte: Oooooohhh. They look mean. Kobold Priest: Peg leggedy! Kobold Acolyte: With hats! Kobold Priest: This a perfect crime. Kobold Acolyte: What if we don't get our story straight? Kobold Priest: Good point. Kobold Acolyte: AAAAA (splash) Kobold Priest: Now it a perfect crime. River by: cagancelik Splash by: InspectorJ