The kobolds are no match for the river. This episode is not explicit. Written and Performed by Pete Barry Pete Barry is a co-creator of the audio comedy Mission: Rejected. He is an award-winning screenwriter, playwright, actor, director and musician. He was named a 2013 Young and Hungry List writer, and Sony Pictures is currently developing his screenplay Marian. missionrejected.simplecast.com/ TRANSCRIPT The Sage: Kobold theatre presents...The river stole the gods. Kobold Acolyte: AAAAA (splash) Kobold Priest: Now it a perfect crime. Kobold Acolyte: Help! Kobold Priest: You go down and drown already. Kobold Acolyte: Hey I found the gods! Kobold Priest: Where? Kobold Acolyte: Down here in the river! Kobold Priest: Give them to me! Kobold Acolyte: Give me a hand! Kobold Priest: Here I come! AAAA (splash) Kobold Acolyte: HAHA! I got you! Kobold Priest: What? There no gods here! Kobold Acolyte: AAA the river getting stronger! Kobold Priest: The river is stealing US! Both: AAAAAAAA Kobold Acolyte 2: The river stole the priest! Kobold Acolyte 3: Oh no! Kobold Acolyte 2: What we do now? Kobold Acolyte 3: Pray to the gods to bring them back! ...where are the gods? River by: cagancelik Splash by: InspectorJ