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This week, D.J. and Mike review the reviews of the Men's Club in Houston, TX

Here are the reviews so you can follow along:

Bridgette C - "I guess I was too attractive"

Nancy G - "nothing but a bunch of sleezy crooks!"

Rafael A. - "only 1 entertainer approach my table"

Erock X - "The breakfast is delicious"

Kyle W - "she said he could put his 'thing' in any hole"

Tim J - "homeless shelter style food line in total darkness"

Gabe B - "music was on point, playing Marshmello to AC/DC"

Elle E - "Took my boyfriend here for his birthday"