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Jasper was a boy with an extraordinary ambition: to win the annual "Most Peculiar Pet" contest. His pet was a robot named Bolt, a contraption of polished chrome and blinking lights that could only communicate through interpretive dance. Bolt was a fantastic friend, but his dances were… well, they were a mess. One dance looked like a spider trying to untangle itself from a kite string. Another looked like a penguin attempting to do the tango with an invisible partner.
The contest was just a day away, and Jasper was getting nervous. “Bolt, we need to practice our routine,” Jasper said, holding up a sign that read, "A Dance of Pure Joy." Bolt blinked his lights and proceeded to spin around in circles, then suddenly drop to the floor and flop like a fish out of water.
“That’s… not what joy looks like, Bolt,” Jasper said with a sigh. “That looks more like a sock puppet trying to escape a washing machine.”
Their rival, a girl named Maya, had a pet snake that could play the ukulele. The snake, named Slinky, was currently strumming a perfect rendition of "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" in the town square.
Jasper felt a pang of despair. How could a robot with a penchant for interpretive chaos possibly compete against a musical reptile?
On the day of the contest, the town square was packed. The judges, three very serious-looking individuals in elaborate hats, sat at a table in the center. Jasper and Bolt were up last.
“Next up, Jasper and Bolt!” the announcer boomed.
Jasper pushed Bolt onto the stage. He held up a sign that read, “A Dance of Courage and Victory.” Bolt’s lights flickered. He stood still for a moment, then began to wiggle. He wiggled his arms, his legs, his head, and then his entire body. It looked less like a dance and more like a poorly made Jell-O mold having a seizure. The crowd tittered. The judges looked confused.
Jasper felt his shoulders slump. He was about to give up when Bolt suddenly changed his routine. He started to sway back and forth, slowly and gracefully. Then he started to mimic the other contestants. He did a perfect little shuffle, like Slinky the ukulele-playing snake. Then he did a little hop and skip, just like the hamster on a tiny skateboard. He ended his routine with a small bow, then one last, magnificent wiggle.
A hush fell over the crowd, and then, a roar of laughter and applause. The judges were doubled over, wiping tears from their eyes.
“That was the most peculiar, and most hilarious, thing we have ever seen!” one of the judges exclaimed. “It was a dance of pure imitation and unexpected humor. The winner is… Bolt!”
Jasper hugged his robot tight. Bolt's lights blinked with what Jasper could only assume was a sense of triumph. They had won, not because Bolt's dance was graceful, but because it was truly, magnificently, and perfectly peculiar.
By Matthew MitchellVisit the “A Bedtime Story” show website to submit your story ideas for a future episode!
Jasper was a boy with an extraordinary ambition: to win the annual "Most Peculiar Pet" contest. His pet was a robot named Bolt, a contraption of polished chrome and blinking lights that could only communicate through interpretive dance. Bolt was a fantastic friend, but his dances were… well, they were a mess. One dance looked like a spider trying to untangle itself from a kite string. Another looked like a penguin attempting to do the tango with an invisible partner.
The contest was just a day away, and Jasper was getting nervous. “Bolt, we need to practice our routine,” Jasper said, holding up a sign that read, "A Dance of Pure Joy." Bolt blinked his lights and proceeded to spin around in circles, then suddenly drop to the floor and flop like a fish out of water.
“That’s… not what joy looks like, Bolt,” Jasper said with a sigh. “That looks more like a sock puppet trying to escape a washing machine.”
Their rival, a girl named Maya, had a pet snake that could play the ukulele. The snake, named Slinky, was currently strumming a perfect rendition of "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" in the town square.
Jasper felt a pang of despair. How could a robot with a penchant for interpretive chaos possibly compete against a musical reptile?
On the day of the contest, the town square was packed. The judges, three very serious-looking individuals in elaborate hats, sat at a table in the center. Jasper and Bolt were up last.
“Next up, Jasper and Bolt!” the announcer boomed.
Jasper pushed Bolt onto the stage. He held up a sign that read, “A Dance of Courage and Victory.” Bolt’s lights flickered. He stood still for a moment, then began to wiggle. He wiggled his arms, his legs, his head, and then his entire body. It looked less like a dance and more like a poorly made Jell-O mold having a seizure. The crowd tittered. The judges looked confused.
Jasper felt his shoulders slump. He was about to give up when Bolt suddenly changed his routine. He started to sway back and forth, slowly and gracefully. Then he started to mimic the other contestants. He did a perfect little shuffle, like Slinky the ukulele-playing snake. Then he did a little hop and skip, just like the hamster on a tiny skateboard. He ended his routine with a small bow, then one last, magnificent wiggle.
A hush fell over the crowd, and then, a roar of laughter and applause. The judges were doubled over, wiping tears from their eyes.
“That was the most peculiar, and most hilarious, thing we have ever seen!” one of the judges exclaimed. “It was a dance of pure imitation and unexpected humor. The winner is… Bolt!”
Jasper hugged his robot tight. Bolt's lights blinked with what Jasper could only assume was a sense of triumph. They had won, not because Bolt's dance was graceful, but because it was truly, magnificently, and perfectly peculiar.