As we all know there is no musical authority more powerful than the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. That's why they had to contain it to the DMZ known as Ohio, it was too powerful. Sure, maybe in the past they've only recognized white rock musicians who stole the genre from black southerners to market tight pants, but 3 years ago they finally recognized Sister Rosetta Tharpe, the black queer woman who functionally invented the rock guitar style, so shouldn't we give them a pass? No.