Today, on The Rubio Method,

Everything Happens for a Reason
El Trumpo was sworn in as the 47th President and is not playing around

There Are Winners and Losers in Life
Joey B spends his last 15 mins in office pardoning interesting people

Accept and Embrace
The first hoax of El Trumpo’s Presidency happened, & it involved Elon 

Working Hard is Not Enough
I have broken the code for men waiting on women!

Confidence is the Key
El Trumpo & JD Vance ended their night at the Commander in Chief Ball