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The Rundown w/ Rubio for Wednesday, March 6th, 2024

Everything Happens for a Reason
- Yesterday was Super Tuesday and El Trumpo won every state except Vermont. Nikki Haley finally dropped out and Joey B lost to some random dude in America Samoa.

There are Winners and Losers in Life
- A man is suing the Venetian hotel in Las Vegas after he was stung by a scorpion on his testicles while sleeping at the hotel.

Accept and Embrace
- Two days ago, the Cookie Monster posted on X that “Me hate shrinkflation! Me cookies are getting smaller.” Coincidentally, yesterday, Joey B spoke about reducing “shrinkflation” and that even the Cookie Monster is mad about this new “thing.”

Working Hard is Not Enough
- MSNBC panelists got up and mocked voters for thinking immigration is a key issue. Even poked fun at Virginia. 14-year-old Virginia girl was raped last week by an illegal alien and Laken Riley was just killed in Georgia by an illegal alien. 

Confidence is the Key
- Joey B’s admin tried to remove all photos of iconic times square kiss commemorating the end of World War II because it “depicts a non-consensual act, and it is inconsistent with the VA’s no-tolerance policy towards sexual harassment and assault.”