Daisy reveals one of the tougher parts of having a newborn baby, and Billy kicks us off with the All Sports Report - with some bad news for one of our fast bowlers heading into The Ashes.

Mitch Cleary is in studio with details on Geelong's fine for not disclosing third party payments, and he has a wrap on all the trades done or soon-to-be-done on Day 3 of the AFL Tradio Period.

Ben and Nicole battle it out on the Hump Day Quiz, and Daisy learned something new while watching his cat.

The MCG could be set for a $2b revamp, Bernie Vince calls in to prepare Billy and Daisy for Bathurst tomorrow, then Sam Pang is in studio to talk about the return of Sam Pang Tonight, his beloved Blues, and to sit through Billy's Drip Tray.

Finally, Billy has a joke about a sunbaking neighbour to close us out.

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Billy is back from Singapore, and kicks us off with the All Sports Report - including the first AFL trade of the season, and LeBron James' second decision.

Billy reviews his trip to Singapore to watch the Grand Prix... but did we see him on the grid?

Two-Time Bathurst 1000 winner Chaz Mostert calls in from Mount Panorama, and he has a warning for Daisy and Billy who are heading up there on Friday.

Topics Thomas asks what have you accidentally stumbled upon unusual, and the boys chat to SA Music Icon Brian Gleeson about the amazing bands performing at the Adelaide Supercars event.

There's a bit more trade news and rumour to get through, then Billy makes one of the biggest decisions of his life live on air.

Former Essendon star David Zaharakis is in studio with his thoughts on what's going on at his beloved Bombers, and his Ironman career.

Zaka also sticks around to hear Billy's Joke - which required a bit of help from Daisy.

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JB is on holidays and Billy is flying back from Singapore so Daisy Thomas and Kate McCarthy are easing into the host's chairs - and we kick it off with K-Mac's All Sports Report, feeling on top of the world after her Broncos won the NRL Grand Final.

Mitch Cleary calls in with a wrap on day 1 of the AFL Trade Period - including Merrett, Curnow, Petracca, Oliver, and many more big names.

We've got a special guest for Monday Brag Artist - Western Suburbs cricketer Harjas Singh who tonked 314* off 141 deliveries on the weekend. 

K-Mac takes over the 5 at 5:05 with a look at Daisy's 2025 highlights, Daisy takes us inside Collingwood's Best and Fairest night, we pay tribute the AFL's centre bounce with a heart-wrenching montage, and K-Mac reels off the best finals performances of all time.

Finally, we hear a classic joke from Billy about a crumbed chicken doing drive-by shootings that he absolutely butchered.

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Catch up on our favourite stuff from this week - including Neil Balme, Todd from Baron Heads, Billy's Grand Final Week and Weekend, AFL GM of Footy Greg Swann, Billy's tribute to JB and JB's response, Lachie Neale, a massive Idiot File, and Billy's Joke

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Every Friday we'll be looking back at our favourite moments from JB and Billy from this year, and even further back.

Today, hear from everyone's favourite goal umpire David Rodan, Topics Brownless getting flustered, Billy's complete meltdown, Luke Littler's Driving Test, Melbourne Vixens Premiership star Jo Weston, the very first Idiot File, and a joke from this year that didn't suck.

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It's JB's last show for 2025, and Billy kicks us off with the All Sports Report - as Melbourne asks Clayton Oliver to look elsewhere.

Harlem Globetrotters Hot Shot, Sweet Lou, and Splash are all in studio before they strut their stuff this weekend, Billy has a tribute to JB on his last day, and JB returns serve.

Greg Rust previews the Singapore GP, Darts legend Simon Whitlock is in studio as the ANZ Premier League begins this weekend, and we have an enormous Idiot File from Billy.

Two-Time Premiership Captain for Brisbane Lachie Neale calls in to talk about he how managed to overcome his calf injury to win the Grand Final, then Billy tells JB's favourite joke to close the show.

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Coming straight from the Triple M Footy end-of-season lunch, JB and Billy arrive and preview one of Billy's all-time funniest cockups, then rip into the All Sports Report with AFL rule changes, and a big re-signing at the Pies.

AFL Executive GM of Footy Greg Swann calls in to explain why the league has removed the Centre Bounce and the Sub Rule for next season - and chats about all things footy.

Geraldine and Mark battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, and we hear what Neil Balme had to say about the boys on Trade Radio today.

Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary calls in with the latest trade news on Christian Petracca, Zach Merrett, Jamarra Ugle-Hagan and plenty more, then we hear from Perth Triple M's Ross Edwards giving Billy a few cheeky digs before the Grand Final.

NRL legend Johnathan Thurston joins the show to preview the Grand Final - plus he's about to run the New York Marathon with Buddy Franklin.

Finally, we get to Billy's Joke to finally hear his enormous cockup - and an actually funny punchline!

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Billy's still flat about the Cats, but he tries to lift for the All Sports report as a big name Dee tells the club he wants out.

Aussie cricketer Beth Mooney calls in from India ahead of the Women's World Cup, then Topics Brayshaw wants to know what you've had to do after losing a bet.

Billywood makes a return with the latest showbiz news, and we recap Billy's poor performance during the first half of the show.

Adelaide Crows board member Neil Balme is in studio reflecting on winning Premierships as a player, coach, and administrator - and he's raising awareness for the Walk for Epilepsy.

Finally, Billy has a joke that probably hits a bit close to home. 

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It's a very flat Billy Brownless who kicks off the show with his All Sports Report - but as much as he tries to avoid it, we eventually get around to discussing the Grand Final.

Attention turns to Billy's Grand Final weekend and what he got up to, then Triple M Footy caller and newsbreaker Theo Doropoulos phones in as attention turns to the AFL Trade Period.

We want you to pump yourself up with Monday Brag Artist, and Billy has his top 5 moments from Grand Final Day, plus a look back at Triple M Fest and his interview with 'Snoop Dogg'.

Tom Rockliff calls in to celebrate Brisbane's premiership, we take you behind the curtain of how we prepared for both a Cats loss and a Cats win, then JB takes over Billy's Joke - and you shouldn't need many guesses to work out what the topic is.

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