The Melbourne Cup has been run and won, Billy's horse did bugger-all, but we kick the show off with the All Sports Report - as darts superstar Luke Littler finally achieves a personal milestone.

Collingwood's Jack Crisp is in studio to talk about Ronald McDonald House, then Max and Adrian battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz.

Daisy's had another epiphany, Billy has some news you might've missed about LIV Golf, and as Oasis tours Australia Daisy puts together his top 5 Liam Gallagher quotes.

Billy has upset an NRL legend over a burger, we find out about Billy's Melbourne Cup Day, then comedian Craig Gass is in studio with his excellent celebrity impressions, and how he ended up performing with KISS and Metallica.

Finally, Billy's found a helium balloon, so he's got a joke about jockeys to close the show.

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On Melbourne Cup Day, we're looking back at some winning moments from Billy and Daisy.

Sam Pang is in studio and Billy steals his segment, Daisy tells about a product that has changed his life as a new dad, Dwayne Russell is in studio talking about his new book, and we use AI to help Billy explain the Louvre heist.

Then Aussie middle-distance running champion Jess Hull is in studio, Daisy helps Billy deal with his cramps, we look at some weird questions AFL draftees have been asked in club interviews, Billy is in the gossip mags, and we dig into the archives to find a horse-themed joke

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Get set for tomorrow's Melbourne Cup with a special edition of The Rush Hour.

Billy and Daisy start by talking to Channel 7 Racing expert Lizzie Jelfs about whether a horse Billy part-owns is any chance of taking home the Cup, before looking at some of the funniest horse names, and the funniest moments in horse racing over the years.

Billy has some Melbourne Cup Fun Facts, the boys speak to the voice of racing Matt Hill, they trade stories from their times in the Birdcage Marquee, we hear a Daryl Braithwaite Idiot Song, and Billy has a horse-themed joke to close the show.

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Take a look back at our favourite stuff from this week, including the AFL's 2026 rule changes, Billy's GAA craft, Melbourne United's Dash Daniels, Topics Thomas, Billy's Pub Yarn, a personality test, Billy's Idiot File, Rob Thomas, and a joke that got completely derailed

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Billy and Daisy look at some of our favourite moments from 2025.

The Living End's Chris Cheney joins us before they head out on tour next week, we've got an opportunity for you to host your own Triple M Show, and we put Billy's singing to the test before Oasis play at Marvel Stadium tonight.

We flashback to the time Billy tried to get a hair hat, Greg Rust tells us what the hell is going on with Oscar Piastri's sudden drop in form, plus there's a shock driver switch in the Supercars Championship.

The Fat's on Fire Quiz is back as the team try to answer all 20 questions in the Herald Sun Quiz, we hear a B52s Idiot Song, and we recall the time JB didn't get a blue tick on Instagram.

Finally, it's a Halloween-themed joke from Billy to close the show.

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On a 'beautiful date', Billy kicks us off with the All Sports Report, as the Diamonds take out the Constellation Cup.

Music superstar Rob Thomas sits down for a 1-on-1 chat with Rob Thomas, and he tells a joke that may have every single joke Billy's told covered.

We give away a barfridge and two slabs with Billy's Pub Yarn, and our office had a Halloween decorating competition that scared the crap out of Billy and Daisy.

We also give away an epic Supercars prize for the BP Adelaide Grand Final with Billy's Rev Up, we hear an enormous Idiot File, and Merv Hughes is in studio to talk The Ashes, and playing cricket with Billy, and against JB.

Finally, Billy has a goat joke to close the show.

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Now with a t-shirt under his hoodie, Billy kicks us off with the All Sports Report, as the Diamonds attempt to break their NZ hoodoo tonight in Christchurch.

Daisy guides you through the AFL's seven new rule changes for 2026, before Daniel and AJ battle it it out in the Hump Day Quiz.

Billy's Pub Yarn from a bloke named Deano turns into an epic story about Billy riding into a bar on a horse.

After an American basketball announcer cocked up the pronunciation of Bendigo, Billy took us through other examples of Americans getting Aussie sports wrong.

We've got an epic prize to give away to the Supercars BP Adelaide Grand Final, and the voice of racing Matt Hill joins the boys to preview the Melbourne Cup.

Finally, Billy has a joke about tonight's dinner to close the show.

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Billy has made an interesting sartorial choice today, but he powers on to deliver the All Sports Report as Saudi Arabia ponders building a stadium in the sky.

Channel 7 horse racing expert Lizzie Jelfs calls in as co-owner of a horse with Billy that's running in the Melbourne Cup - so how does she think it will do?

We're after your best pub yarn, and Topics Thomas wants to know how you know you're old.

Daisy has a personality test for Billy, we have your chance to win an awesome experience at the Supercars BP Adelaide Grand Final, and India has an astonishing record in ODI games.

Melbourne United young gun Dash Daniels joins the boys in studio as they are on a 9-0 run, plus he talks about his brother Dyson's $153m contract, and playing against NBA stars on the New Orleans Pelicans.

Finally, Billy has a joke about flowers to close us out.

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We're not sure what was scarier, the wild weather in Melbourne yesterday, or the mental image of Billy playing Naked Twister.
Ponder that while Billy kicks us off with a comprehensive All Sports Report, as Oscar Piastri loses the lead in the F1 World Driver's Championship.

Topics Brownless wants to hear your best pub yarn, Mark O'Connor went home to Ireland to win a flag, and we want to send you to the BP Adelaide Supercars Grand Final.

Some interesting things went on amongst the punters at Mooney Valley for the Cox Plate, Bill takes you through his top five moments from the cricket over the weekend, and woodchopping world champion Laurence O'Toole calls in from Milan after the Chopperoos won another world title.

That leads us nicely into Monday Brag Artist, we talk to Gabo Island Lighthouse Operator Geoff Sharpe, and Billy finishes with a joke about thermometers.

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