A brand new business venture is stumbled upon. The guys pay tribute to an icon. Which host has the best watch collection?

Have you ever considered "doing magnets"? MAGNETS. The guys discuss the makings of a final boss of watch douchiness. Does Aaron save an unsuspecting customer from a very poor decision?

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Is Utah really as unoriginal and vanilla as everyone says it is? Stories from the final boss of sociopathic Horology threaten to grind everyone's gears. A surprise Italian guest accompanied by her sidekick has only nice things to say.

A quick recap of the glorious Deer Valley Watch Week. Ken and Aaron were wrecked by a virus of the non-lettuce variety. Josh and Ken shared their nostalgia for moldy old magazines.

Fresh off a colonoscopy, Ken is still coming down from his Propofol nap. Deep within the bowels of the World Cup, the superiority of the quadrennial event is discussed. Ken and Aaron share experiences from the best dining experience of their lives.

A mystery guest raises the studio spirits (distilled) while raising more Omega questions. Is Pierce Brosnan still a favorite bond? The Seamaster 300 still remains a favorite spy watch.

The guys sit down for the normal shenanigans with Phil Dade of Mountain Time, Mountain Mike's Pizza, and the 2026 Deer Valley Watch Week.

A new request comes through where the guys are asked to choose a watch for the apocalypse. What is the piece of choice to survive til the end? Josh has a horological dilemma... should he study further to change his Frankensteining ways? Does Aaron have the necessary skills to contribute in a dystopian world?

The guys get Taco Bell and shred their inner space before talking about Outer Space. The discussion turns to post humous timepiece goals and Chuck Norris. Can they settle on the perfect C.O.S.C. watch for 2026?