Every adult over the age of 32 eventually says the exact same sentence: “They should teach this in school.”

In this episode of The Sarah Says Things Podcast, Sarah explores what she calls the "billion-dollar delusion"—the widespread belief that winning a massive lottery jackpot would permanently solve life's problems. With her signature blend of humor and relatable storytelling, she examines why so many people daydream about instant wealth, even while the odds are astronomically low, and argues that the fantasy is often less about money than it is about wanting freedom, security, and relief from everyday stress. Rather than simply poking fun at lottery players, the episode reflects on the universal hope that one lucky break could change everything.

Why are we still changing our clocks twice a year? In this laugh-out-loud episode of Sarah Says Things, Sarah takes aim at one of America's most confusing traditions: Daylight Saving Time. If it feels like we've all agreed to participate in a nationwide experiment that no one actually enjoys, you're not alone.

From losing an hour of sleep to forgetting to reset the microwave, Sarah explores the annual ritual of changing the clocks and why it somehow manages to throw everyone's schedule into chaos. She shares humorous observations about groggy mornings, confused pets, forgotten appointments, and the ongoing debate over whether Daylight Saving Time should stay, go, or just leave us alone.

Why do leftovers become completely unacceptable the moment they spend one night in the refrigerator? In this hilarious episode of Sarah Says Things, Sarah dives into one of life's strangest contradictions: we'll happily eat restaurant leftovers, but somehow that homemade casserole we loved yesterday is suddenly "not sounding good."

From mysterious containers in the back of the fridge to the universal guilt of throwing away food we fully intended to eat, Sarah explores the psychology of leftovers, why our brains seem to reject yesterday's dinner, and the quirky habits that almost every family shares. Along the way, she mixes humor, relatable storytelling, and the kind of everyday observations that will have you laughing and wondering why we all do this.

Pinterest Lied is a humorous episode of Sarah Says Things from The Geneseo Current, where Sarah takes on the unrealistic expectations created by Pinterest, DIY culture, and picture-perfect social media. From failed recipes and craft disasters to home projects that looked easy online, this episode explores the gap between internet inspiration and real life.