After benefitting from early release at Timpson's prison, the team embark on their new carrers as Teaching Assistants, the infantryman of the school world (quite literally in some places). There first job is a placement at Grumbledown's Acadamy for the something something, home to quivering school boys and predatory teachers. Join them as they attempt to murder the headmaster by unusual means.

This episode features: Jon, Mike, Ben and Jamie.

Puzzle by: Jamie

Editor: Jon

Episode art: Dom Jordan

Withering commentary: Mike.