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If you can read this, please send help. My wife and I have been in the Target in Paramus for six hours. She is looking for a specific throw cover that the employees have told us does not exist. She will not leave until she gets her hands on it. I need somebody to walk in and break my legs so that I can go to the hospital instead. Thank you. This was the only place I could get the message out without her noticing. - Zito