You might be a conspiracy theorist if… well, that is the question. The terminology itself can’t even honestly be used to describe what it implies, the theory of a conspiracy. Mobs of woke social media users, along with the general deterioration of communication skills, have turned the label of ‘conspiracy theorist’ on anyone they disagree with. An opinion now, even if based on fact, can be a ‘conspiracy theory’ even if such a statement is nonsensical. As such, we will tackle 30 different so-called conspiracies and get to the bottom of their meanings and implications.