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Visit the “A Bedtime Story” show website to submit your story ideas for a future episode!
Jenny had always loved Saturday mornings. The comforting sizzle of batter on the griddle, the aroma of fresh coffee mingling with maple syrup—it was her weekly ritual. But nothing could've prepared her for the day her favorite kitchen spatula, a sturdy, slightly melted relic from college days, suddenly spoke.
"You're flipping them too soon, Jenny. The bubbles on the surface haven’t popped yet. Rookie mistake."
Jenny froze, mid-flip, staring at the spatula in her hand. "Did you just... talk?"
"Of course. About time someone listened. I've been silently judging your pancake technique for years."
Thus began an unexpected companionship. The spatula, who insisted on being called "Flip," was a connoisseur of pancakes, waffles, and all things breakfast. Its advice was sharp, often sarcastic, but surprisingly helpful. Jenny's pancakes transformed from mediocre to magazine-cover-worthy.
But Flip’s opinions weren’t confined to culinary critiques.
"You're texting Mark again? Bad idea. His emoji game is weak, and he never asks about your day. You deserve better."
Jenny found herself consulting Flip on everything—romantic dilemmas, fashion choices, even office drama. It became her unlikely therapist, dishing out wisdom between pancake flips.
One Saturday, preparing brunch for her new date, Alex, Jenny felt the usual nerves creep in. Flip, resting against the mixing bowl, was quick to chime in.
"Relax. Alex complimented your vintage mug collection. That’s a green flag. But don’t wear the avocado earrings. Too on-the-nose."
Their banter became background noise until Alex, curious, pointed at the spatula. "Is it weird that you talk to your kitchen tools?"
Before Jenny could respond, Flip blurted, "We prefer the term 'culinary consultants.'"
Alex blinked, then burst into laughter. "I like it. Seems like Flip’s got your back."
From that day on, Flip became a cherished part of Jenny’s life—not just as a pancake expert, but as a confidant who always knew what to say, even if it was brutally honest. Whether advising on syrup ratios or life choices, Flip proved that sometimes, the most unexpected voices offer the best advice.
By Matthew MitchellVisit the “A Bedtime Story” show website to submit your story ideas for a future episode!
Jenny had always loved Saturday mornings. The comforting sizzle of batter on the griddle, the aroma of fresh coffee mingling with maple syrup—it was her weekly ritual. But nothing could've prepared her for the day her favorite kitchen spatula, a sturdy, slightly melted relic from college days, suddenly spoke.
"You're flipping them too soon, Jenny. The bubbles on the surface haven’t popped yet. Rookie mistake."
Jenny froze, mid-flip, staring at the spatula in her hand. "Did you just... talk?"
"Of course. About time someone listened. I've been silently judging your pancake technique for years."
Thus began an unexpected companionship. The spatula, who insisted on being called "Flip," was a connoisseur of pancakes, waffles, and all things breakfast. Its advice was sharp, often sarcastic, but surprisingly helpful. Jenny's pancakes transformed from mediocre to magazine-cover-worthy.
But Flip’s opinions weren’t confined to culinary critiques.
"You're texting Mark again? Bad idea. His emoji game is weak, and he never asks about your day. You deserve better."
Jenny found herself consulting Flip on everything—romantic dilemmas, fashion choices, even office drama. It became her unlikely therapist, dishing out wisdom between pancake flips.
One Saturday, preparing brunch for her new date, Alex, Jenny felt the usual nerves creep in. Flip, resting against the mixing bowl, was quick to chime in.
"Relax. Alex complimented your vintage mug collection. That’s a green flag. But don’t wear the avocado earrings. Too on-the-nose."
Their banter became background noise until Alex, curious, pointed at the spatula. "Is it weird that you talk to your kitchen tools?"
Before Jenny could respond, Flip blurted, "We prefer the term 'culinary consultants.'"
Alex blinked, then burst into laughter. "I like it. Seems like Flip’s got your back."
From that day on, Flip became a cherished part of Jenny’s life—not just as a pancake expert, but as a confidant who always knew what to say, even if it was brutally honest. Whether advising on syrup ratios or life choices, Flip proved that sometimes, the most unexpected voices offer the best advice.