The boys have returned a few days early from holiday, they may be a few pounds overweight and nursing a hangover from a night out with Arturo Vidal but they're back.

We're two weeks into the Premier League and it already feels like midseason.  Jose Mourinho is exasperated, Sam Allardyce is being belligerent and Tottenham is being cheap.   But there have been some changes and the crew are here to fill you in.  Pat, Mario and Devon run through the new kits, spice and hairstyle choices of all 20 squads and make way too early predictions on how the season turns out.

Elsewhere, Wayne Rooney is attacking MLS defenses so mercilessly ICE is considering deporting him, Lazio Ultras take a break from being anti-semitic and Kevin Boateng needs to just shut up and dribble on the triumphant return of The Set Piece

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