It's only been a week since Bein Sports hired Jose Mourinho as an analyst and it's already paying off. He was Bischoff-esque in his first return to television since his United sacking, defending his philosophy, waxing poetically about the past and throwing shade in the same breath.

Barcelona started the week in transfers with a loan to buy deal with Kevin Prince Boateng that was so sneaky it was done before the rumor mill could get started. The boys sniff around Europe to see who's on the move next and check in on Higuain to Chelsea and Arnautovic to China.

In the Premier League, Liverpool stays top of the league with a wild win against Crystal Palace, Arsenal beat Chelsea but lose an integral piece and Tottenham limps away with win against bottom dwellers, Fulham.

Football Leaks may have reached its end with John Bond's arrest in Hungary, Salt Bae hand feeds Neymar premium meat and we learn a bit about partying in Northern Ireland on and more on The Set Piece. Get your football with some spice on the side.