Better late than never!  The crew said nah to recording during a snowstorm, but the Polar Vortex couldn’t stop them from splashing some spice.  Record money wasn’t thrown about in the January but between Cardiff’s record signing’s plane going down over the English Channel and players demanding transfers, there was a lot to cover.  Mario Balotelli is now wearing new colors in France, but Mario Arnautovic and Calum Hudson-Odoi will have to work their way back into squads after failing to land big moves to China and Germany.

Chelsea followed up a trip to the final of the Carabao Cup with a devastating loss at Bournemouth in the Premier League, forcing Mauricio Sarri to chew cigarette butts for an hour before calling out his team once more for lack of motivation.  Couple that with a pending transfer ban and you’ve got a pretty bad week for Chelsea supporters.

Thierry Henry started this week calling an opposing player’s Grandmother a whore and finished it unemployed.  The boys discuss what happened in between and welcome back a familiar face to Monaco.

The Golden Jumpman screw in Neymar’s foot has been mangled again, and the PSG star will spend the winter playing video games on Twitch and making questionable hair choices.  Will this injury be the Achilles Heel’ for a bright career?  

Virginia PD gives their account on Wayne Rooney’s airport arrest, punishment for Wayne Hennessey’s Nazi salute and the soggy, waterlogged dick of Notts County’s owner brings up the rear of The Set Piece.  Get your football with some spice on the side.