Coming after a 3-0 loss at home, all eyes were on Jose Mourinho and Manchester United Sunday when they played Burnley.  His week started with a sassy press conference and ended with an odd sight.

Matchday 4 ends with Liverpool, Chelsea and Watford sitting perfectly atop the table and West Ham fans crying in their beers.

Elsewhere, PSG wins and looks good doing it.  Barca puts a video game score up on SD Huesca and Kevin Prince Boateng shows up sans champagne.

Clint Dempsey's retirement gets the Set Piece treatment he deserves, Sergio Ramos continues to bully Mo Salah and Son Heung-min avoids military duty in Spicy but Bear-free installment of TSP.