Brooke and Katie give a roundup of BTS news and wonder how fate will lead us to him. We also talk about Shawn Mendes’ tour cancellation and the mysterious circumstances surrounding it, reflect on Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss’s *alleged* relationship and its Hollywood tragedy qualities, and parents who suspect you’re a lesbian. We also discuss straight male Maya Angelou bottoms, and men who get off on rejecting women in real life and on the Bachelorette. For our NTBABBs we talk about people who comment that someone’s Instagram made them “ugly sob” and people whose parents visit them constantly.