They thought they were buying a quiet suburban fixer-upper… until they found the basement door that no one mentioned during the tour. What lies beneath? Velvet ropes, a suspicious fog machine, and a Craigslist listing that reads: “lightly used.” Join us for the real estate adventure that turned into a full-blown pleasure palace mystery. Whips, awkward neighbor confessions, and open-house orgies—this episode has it all.