The Sex Number™ is upon us, and The Boys™ are horny as hell! This week: Which boys name their dicks? Where were you when the chicken sandwich wars started? Do you ACTUALLY 69? Did Dave’s Sex Ed. teacher, Sexual Edward, cross the line? What if your knees had nipples? Can you pleasure someone with your nose? And, finally, what’s the deal with Mormons and “soaking?” Please do not listen to this episode while driving, because the desire to FUCK will definitely make you crash your car into oil tanker. You’ve been warned.

69: The Sexcophagus

The creators and writers of Cyanide & Happiness have one hour to pitch, write and record a new, original script for an animated short, or face dire consequences.

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What if plan, but good? What if bosses, but vanquished? What if Boys™, but... free? In the final episode of Here’s An Idea, all of these questions and more will be answered.

75: That Was A Good Idea

Someone will contact you, Podophiles, at the specified time and place. They will give you the prompt: Where has Kris been? You MUST reply with this EXACT passphrase, or you will be killed on the spot: Butt contest. Davey at the dentist. Dave’s Trainer. Are we bad at robots? How Would Mrs. E. use our boy parts? RUFFIGANS!?  Kris’s Nakey-cakes. 

Godspeed.

74 - Getting Coup-Coup With The Ruffigans

Podophiles, what is the best part of waking up? Is it egg? Is it horse? Is it finding out, after all these episodes, that Joel is dumb? Is it heating up a Ney York slice in the Michaelwave? Is it deciding, once and for all, what TRUE masculinity is? Is it proving that skaters are the same as jocks, or shopping for off-brand Halloween costumes? Is it having ONE FINAL CONFRONTATION WITH ROY, WHERE THE OUTCOME WILL DECIDE THE ULTIMATE FATE OF THE BOYS (at least for this episode)?!?!?!? Nah, it’s coffee.

73: Michaelwave Meals

Hey, Podophiles. How you doin’? The Boys™ are blissed the FUCK out. This episode is all chill vibes, no stress, taking it down a notch, and most of all CHILL VIBES. Nuzzle into your couch, eat a sandwich bag full of nondescript pills and learn the special skills of each boy, while they turn Explosm into an AirBnB… I mean, HELP Mr. Explosm with his plan to reclaim his company.

72: Handful of Pills

WHERE HAVE THE BOYS™ BEEN?!?!?! It’s a mystery… myster...e...MISTER… E?! Dun Dun DUHHHHHH! Also: Clothes as big as you, Beauty & The Beast on the first day of the curse, IKEA Furniture fornication, and casting Boys™ (especially Rob) in movies.

69: The Sexcophagus

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