In our new shorter, daily format, they/them and Puppy attempt to navigate the confusing and labyrinthian rules surrounding Pro-nouns in the brave new woke world. Mr Juanderful attempts to educate the BAMF and the Kevinly one on the new rules of social ettiquette in addressing people by the pronouns they prefer based on how they self identify, and the complications that arise when people can demand others address them as they/them demand. Unfortunately, Kevin and Beto may be too salty/old to change/learn how to properly address people by their chosen epithets. Also, poop jokes.