Devin and Andy head to a ShopRite grocery on Hylan Blvd. in Staten Island. Can you judge a grocery store by the quality of its vending machines? Is Freeosk the future of free samples? What and where are these Smart Carts?? Are nearly interchangeable grocery store chain names strategic? Are we all living in the Keebler tree, still? Are we going to go back here someday?

Music by⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Jed Becker⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, art by⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠Margaret Flatley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, production assistance by Skye MacLeod. Contact [email protected]