Eric, Greg, and Autumn chat about children pretending to be TV stars, Eric's love for The Jerry Lewis Telethon, window audiences, The Un-Dateables, that new-car vagina, the art of having a mistress, Autumn's not slutty past, trendy online games, Eric's inability to draw, Ferguson fallout, the A-Hole perception problem, the origin of rights, school holidays, friendly crack houses, crime as culture, that French Quarter Honda ad, pills, heroin, addiction, the humble-brag, Harris Wittels, Miley Cyrus, the sleeveless dress craze, working out, peeing in saunas, taking a cruise, key lime pie, Girl Scout cookies, homework, childhood reverie, baseball, the world's oldest person, culture shock, Ritalin, circus elephants, Autumn's defensive mommie-ness, Eric's hatred of clowns, and much more!