Eric, Greg, Autumn, and Jay chat about the security of shoes, Greg's train ride to Atlanta, dreaming about Lena Dunham, Louis C.K. in the gym, the Germanwings disaster, cockpit simulators, entering the matrix, helicopter parenting, Starbucks coffee culture, the Falcons' punishment, the Hawks' success, Tiger's psyche, Autumn's lack of sports knowledge, Eric's underground masturbation bunker, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, The Flaming Lips, Wilco, The Final Four, oleo, sea monkeys, X-Ray glasses, Eric's first girlfriend, the HBO Scientology doc, Trevor Noah's tweets, male privilege, the word police, Black Brunch, Alt-Lit, Ellen Pao, the art of being offended, Don Rickles, Lenny Bruce, and much more!