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Eric, Autumn, Greg, English Nick, and J. Patrick Best chat about master bedrooms, hipsters and film, Greg's neurosis, Gary Busey around the pool, sidecar riders, Autumn's first impersonation, mercury batteries, butt and body temperature, alcohol for period relief, the CNBC Republican debate, filling in for Erick Erickson, Greg & Autumn's pre-show argument, deconstructing insults, the physics of porn films, asking doctors if your heart is healthy enough for sex, love cramps, Prozac training, Eric's mid-life anger, catfishing, not crying when you're supposed to cry, the concentric rings of Hell, not being able to quote movies, home schooling, John Lennon's junk, The Vanderpump's, Girth Brooks, Periscope porn, Tom Brady's vengeance, sexuality mythology, sports hype, The World Series, social vs. old school media rules, JFK & Marilyn Monroe, the latest on Jared Fogle, Eric's talkative grandfather, the train-surfing Tech student, carnies, and much more!