They left $900M sitting on sidewalks with almost no security, and it worked. Lime generated $686M in revenue last year using a security philosophy that sounds broken: don't make theft impossible, make it not worth the effort. Before that breakthrough, there were scooters in rivers, on roofs, covered in feces—peak vandalism hours were 8 P.M. to 2 A.M. in college towns and entertainment districts. We break down how abandonment became their greatest asset.

00:00 - The Absurd Business Model

02:30 - $686M in Revenue (How This Happened)

04:45 - The Vandalism Crisis: Chaos as Standard Operating Procedure

08:00 - Why Prevention Failed (And Why That's Okay)

10:30 - The Insight: Make Theft Pointless, Not Impossible

13:00 - How The Anti-Theft System Actually Works

15:30 - The Economics of Giving Up

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