Syllabi often read like endurance tests: deadlines, penalties, and a hidden expectation that everyone can perform at full capacity all term. In this 120–200 word episode Dr. Disruptor opens with a doorway image of a student who loved a course but vanished after a single high‑stakes week, then offers a compact, transferable toolkit: The Silent Syllabus. Learn how to reframe core learning outcomes while embedding nonmedical signals (stamina tags for assignment weeks, optional asynchronous routes, rolling low‑stakes checkpoints, predictable grace windows, and a private contact protocol) so students with invisible disabilities, caregiving loads, or fluctuating cognition can stay enrolled without constant explanation. Listeners get paste‑ready syllabus paragraphs for online and in‑person classes, a one‑paragraph instructor announcement to normalize flexibility without lowering standards, a 60‑second rehearsal to rewrite one assignment line now, and a two‑week pilot plan to test one syllabus change. Outcome: clearer expectations, fewer shame exits, and classrooms that hold learning and dignity together.