Ahh, the exalted Cartony awards. The envy of every cartoon-related

self-aggrandizing navel-gazing podcaster for miles around. An opportunity

to purge the bitter bile from our minds, to start another year with a clean

slate by acknowledging the worst, best, and hairy chest of the past year.

So take a load off, reminisce about why these cartoons am so horny, and try

not to fall prey to the wandering kunai with chain.