An exceptional Skewer, folks, as hero Devon Price guest hosts a lineup of true stars to put the dumb news of March 2019 to rest. Jax Barker kicks us off with a story of grappling with Irish pride and identity even as the community rallies around extremely wrong and racist tropes. Calle Hack breaks down Elizabeth Holmes's mega-confident scammery into a blueprint we can all follow. Bill Bullock pitched a Jussie Smollet redemption vehicle Hollywood would be foolish to turn down. And Arish Singh gives us some context about incoming Chicago alderman Andre Vasquez's past as a batle rapper by revealing some of his opponent's most damning bars. Topping it all off is a blazing hot Skewer debate with Kelsey Buckley vs. Tom Harrison to determine which dead person Trump should feud with next--the australopithecus skeleton Lucy or Walt Disney's (allegedly) frozen head? Look, friends, this is one you will not want to miss. Check it!