Welcome to the latest bout of holiday travel absurdity! 🛫 Unpack the comically chaotic world of first-world travel struggles, where buffer days and $12 airport waters reign supreme. 🧳😂 From passport panics to elusive upgrades and toddler tantrum survival tips, this episode is your comedic guide through the season's delightful madness. Breathe through the chaos, and who knows, maybe you'll snag an upgrade worth the 3 AM wake-up call! #TravelTips #HolidayHumor #PodcastLife