When a national memorial gets a selfie-ready marquee, who’s guarding history — and who’s just rebranding power? In this episode of First World Problems we unpack the Kennedy Center’s new Trump nameplate, the “Warrior Dividend” tariff theater and its phantom math, Operation Hawkeye’s 70 Syria strikes, and a Montreal supermarket turned Robin Hood stunt — plus a riff on CNN’s profile of Jennifer Welch & Angie “Pumps” Sullivan. Expect sharp, sardonic takes with policy guests, unexpected dog philosophy, and enough outrage to keep you listening — keywords: Kennedy Center, Trump renaming, Warrior Dividend, tariffs, Syria strikes, food insecurity, Jennifer Welch.